John Smith - Freelance Photographer / Videographer

About

Quick Biography

Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. Keep your mind limber. I’m not the monster he wants me to be. So I’m neither man nor beast. I’m something new entirely. With my own set of rules.

I’m real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. Watching ice melt. This is fun. God created pudding, and then he rested. I’m not the monster he wants me to be. So I’m neither man nor beast. I’m something new entirely. With my own set of rules.

Main Skills

I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex!
Watching ice melt. This is fun.
I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me.
Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment.

Process

1. Revenge of the Sith

I care. So, what do you think of her, Han? Alderaan? I’m not going to Alderaan. I’ve got to go home. It’s late, I’m in for it as it is. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can’t possibly…

2. The Force Unleashed

Dantooine. They’re on Dantooine. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. I’m trying not to, kid. Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this?

3. Knights of the Old Republic

Alderaan? I’m not going to Alderaan. I’ve got to go home. It’s late, I’m in for it as it is. What!? Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them. Don’t underestimate the Force.

4. Jedi Academy

Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them. Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? Don’t underestimate the Force.

5. Imperial Star Destroyer

All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? I’m surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself. You don’t believe in the Force, do you? He is here.

Testimonials

The only real question I have is why in a building full of cops, all supposedly with a keen insight to the human soul, is Doakes the only one who gets the creep from me.

Dexter Morgan
Blood Spatter Analyst

I used to be in the military. Used to do field work for the CIA. I’ve been to some horrible places. I’ve seen some pretty terrible things. I don’t think I’ve ever been this scared in my whole life.

Jack Bauer
Counter Terrorist Unit (CTU)

When I was your age I – wait. I can’t tell that story. It’s wildly inappropriate. Which, oddly enough, is my point. Don’t you want wildly inappropriate stories that you can’t tell your children?

Richard Castle
Book Author